me? like homestuck?? no, friend, youve got me all wr…
this?? no no i can fix this let me just take it off and we’ll be ok
wait no i promise you i do not like that awful webcomic these are slanderous lies… im just going to……
take this off and then………..
me??? not at all i hate homestuck it is garBAGE TRASH. TRASH TRASH GARBAGE IM JUST. HOLD ON. GIVE ME A MINUTE.
FUCK FUCK FU CK
IM HOLDING THESE FOR A FRIEND.
*points at a horned animal* is this homestucklove these eridan amporas, from homestuck
thats gamzee you fuck
shtu up, you pleb hipster, i have been watching homestuck for 33 years and i know who eridan amporba is so back OFF
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT
And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.
Check for a pulse damn it!
sHOOT IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PUT A BULLET THROUGH ITS HEART FFS. AT LEAST MAKE SURE IT’S 100% DEAD(via zamwinchester)
Post your combination in the tags!
Todotile - Pleased - Piplud
Ekans - Kekleon - Dratini
Mudkip, Celebrational, Turtwig, Grimer, Quagsire, Cleffa
Meowth - Pleased - Piplup
Gligar - Torkoal - Nidoran (female)
THIS IS A COMPLETE ASPECT/CLASS GUIDE FOR HOMESTUCK, WITH DIAGRAMS AND ICONS.
- These are my headcanons. I am perfectly happy to take advice, but I’m not changing the post for you. If something isn’t the way you believe it should be, blame Hussie for being too vague.
- I can’t go as in depth for each combination as I would prefer, as some of them are too vague to work with, and I also don’t want to write miles of explanations
- Leftmost icons are most passive. Rightmost are most active. Opposite icons on the circles represent opposing classes.
- This post is longer than Kankri’s dick and took a while to put together, so don’t steal any of it pretty please.
- My favourite icons are the Prince ones
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